A Priest dies and is waiting in line at heaven's gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt,leather jacket and jeans.

God to the guy: Who are you?
Guy: I am a Thrissur to Kozhikode Bus driver.
God: Oh! Take this golden robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.

God to the Priest:Who are you?
Priest: I am a Priest. I've spent 35 years preaching good to people.
God:Oh!Take this cotton robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.

Priest: God,How is that the foul mouthed,rash driver gets a golden robe and I who spent all my life preaching about goodness, get a cotton one?

$God: Results, my son, results.
While you preached,most people slept. When he drove, everyone prayed!
There are two:

Moral of the story:

*It is Performance and not Position that counts*

and

It all depends upon the way you think the world is!

 Once there was a British trader who sought to start a shoe making company. So he sent his two servants to make a survey of the village , to know weather selling shoes would be profitable or not.

After the survey:

Servant 1 replied.. Boss there are no chances of making profit as no-one wears Shoes but only Chappals!

Servant 2 replied: .. Boss we can make a huge profit as no one wears Shoes and so we can sell Shoes by saying that Shoes are way better than chappals for walking.

So change the view point you have if you can!